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Seinfeld just turned 30, but some of its classics feel every bit of 30 years old. Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer and Jerry Seinfeld as himself in a scene from “Seinfeld.”

I was always more of a “Friends” person. In the World Series of series known all over the world, “Friends” was always my thing.
This is the disclaimer I’ve always provided to people when someone makes a reference to Seinfeld in my presence.

I never had anything against the show in particular. I was simply too busy to be bothered to watch a show famously about nothing when there was so much TV out there about something. I opted to revisit six episodes considered among the show’s very best according to the internet. Yes. The internet.

I did not seek any subsequent information on the writing or production of these episodes prior to watching them. Great TV does not need an oral history or additional context.
Note: The opinions expressed are solely those of the writer. You are invited to respectfully disagree but if you want to call her names, congratulations on living up to her extraordinarily low expectations for masters of the web comment domain.

“The Puffy Shirt” (Season 5, episode 2)
Aired: September 23, 1993

Of the episodes I watched, this one made me laugh the most.
In this classic, Jerry accidentally agrees to wear a shirt designed by Kramer’s low-talking girlfriend and is ridiculed because it makes him look like a pirate.
I’m a sucker for a sight gag and it doesn’t get better than Jerry looking defeated in that white, frilly rag.
This episode gets bonus points because George’s hands get Kentucky fried, and I don’t like him.

“Soup Nazi” (Season 7, episode 6)
Aired: November 2, 1995

This episode was such a struggle because the main storyline involving the icon known as Soup Nazi was truly hilarious and remains a perfect comedy gem.
However, a subplot about a grown woman who enjoys being spoken to by her significant other in a manner and tone one might use when communicating with a small, fluffy four-legged creature left me annoyed.
In the episode, they call this behavior schmoopiness. I call it the reason people finally got tired of only 45-year-old men writing television.

“The Invitations” (Season 7, episode 24)
Aired: May 16, 1996

This episode has the single best line of all five episodes I watched: “Now I know what I’ve been looking for all these years! I’ve been waiting for me to come along. And now I’ve swept myself off my feet!”
This line, recited by Jerry, was self-aware and perfectly delivered.
The downside of this episode is that where a show like “Friends” would have allowed the characters a moment of humanity when George’s fianceé died, “Seinfeld” just let the band play on, to the show’s detriment.

‘”The Opposite” (Season 5, episode 21)
Aired: May 19, 1994

This was the best written episode of the ones I watched.
It centers on George learning that in order to succeed in life, he must do everything he normally would not do — like not lie or, if he was me, watch Seinfeld instead of Friends.
“The Contest” (Season 4, episode 10)
Aired: November 18, 1992

This episode is that it’s about masturbation and the word is not said once. Brilliant is not the word I’d use to describe the rest. Gross? Absolutely.
Particularly, George timing his visits to his hospitalized mother so he could watch a female patient in the neighboring bed get sponge bathed by an attractive nurse made my stomach churn.
This character didn’t just age poorly, he turned into old Melisandre from Game of Thrones.

“The Frogger” (Season 9, episode 18)
Aired: April 23, 1998

The episode might be named as a reference to George’s mission to rescue a beloved Frogger video game machine from a closing pizza place but the real star of this story is Elaine.
Her plot takes place mostly within work, where she’s trying to navigate her office’s over celebratory culture. She’s sick of pretending to celebrate promotions and birthdays and farewells and tired of cake.

Until, that is, she has a craving for cake, walks into her boss’s office and eats a pricey piece of sponge that she must quickly replace.
There’s a surveillance camera moment in which Elaine is seen dancing on screen with the priceless pastry and it hits you upon rewatching that “Seinfeld’s” anniversary is really just the anniversary of Julia Louis-Dreyfus cementing her status as an American treasure.